Oil paint on canvas, chiaroscuro, deep shadows, masterpiece, happy, 2020 caught off guard, 49-year-old Phyllis Kendall, short buzz-cut straight, dark salt and pepper hair, overweight, blue eyes, great big, round lensed eyeglasses, wearing a black, floral print, short-sleeved, pull-over shirt, dark blue sweatpants, sitting at the computer checking her emails

earrings, jewelry, makeup, Berets, headgear, hats, caps, helmets, facial hair, beards, mustaches, goatees, elongated necks, cropped picture frame, Elongated faces, extra body parts, cape, Loose fitting cowl, missing arms, missing legs, elongated faces, elongated bodies, stretched, out of shape bodies, missing fingers, too many fingers, extra fingers, mangled fingers,