Oil paint on canvas, chiaroscuro, deep shadows, masterpiece, happy, 2020 caught off guard, 79-year-old Phyllis Kendall, short pixie-cut gray hair, overweight, blue eyes, wearing a black, floral print blouse, dark blue sweat pants, sitting at the computer checking her emails

Berets, headgear, hats, caps, helmets, facial hair, beards, mustaches, goatees, elongated necks, cropped picture frame, Elongated faces, extra body parts, cape, Loose fitting cowl, missing arms, missing legs, elongated faces, elongated bodies, stretched, out of shape bodies, missing fingers, too many fingers, extra fingers, mangled fingers,